February 2012
1 post
Araw ng Dabaw 2012 Blog Competition
Here are some drafted guidelines, not yet final but it’s mostly the rules… Davaoenos please share this.
BLOG COMPETITION
RULES AND REGULATIONS
1. The 75th Araw ng Dabaw BLOG COMPETITION is open to all Dabawenyo bloggers. Registration will be on the kick-off event in SM City Davao on February 11, 2012, at 1PM.
2. Each participant can only submit 1 blog entry. In the...
December 2011
2 posts
Pinoys on LA Galaxy
Pinoys being asked about LA Galaxy…. ‘mga pogi sila…’ was the usual comment. LOL. can someone equate 2 hours of kicking that ball and hitting a curler into being good looking? that’s an insult if you just praise DB for his good looks. He’s a monster with the free kick.
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Wolverine Becks
Naglalaro pala ng football si Wolverine?
November 2011
30 posts
“It seems that it’s in our blood to serve long.. my dad served 12 years, I...”
– Rody Duterte on Civil Service
How to restore a SQL Server 2008 backup into SQL...
You Can’t! Yes, you heard me right, you can’t do a straight restore of a backup file from a SQL Server 2008 into a SQL Server 2005. Restoration of back up files can only be done from an old version to a new version. For example , a .bak file from a SQL Server 2000 machine can be restored in 2005 or 2008.
However, don’t lost hope! There’s a work around (just like any other...
PROSTATE CANCER
Beyond age 60, prostate problems affect up to 80% of men.
Read more on Newsmax.com: Enlarged Prostate, Prostate Problems, DHT, and Prostate Health
“What keeps you awake at night? - Only when I ate too much… only...”
– Carlos Slim - $61 Billion Worth, Forbes Richest Man in the planet
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How to make a Cross Tab SQL script
Executive reports are usually done in a cross-tab manner. The problem with developers is how to do this out of the SQL code directly without any help from Report wizards.
Usually, when you do a select statement, it will just produce all the records row after row. just like this:
SELECT Job, LengthStay, Salary FROM Employees
Results:
1. Clerk , 10 , 12000
2. Clerk, 15, 14000
3. Mgr , 20,...
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This ad gives a new meaning to deflowering a girl →
“One reporter asked him, “Sir, this is your first term as congressman, what are...”
– Rodrigo Duterte, Mayor of Davao City for 3 terms,The Punisher
Buffett goes on $20 billion stock buying spree →
If we Filipinos love the Ukay-ukay, Warren Buffet loves it too, bargain sale on Wall Street
NBA players holding firm after owners' ultimatum →
What’s the matter with you Derek Fisher and all the players? What the f$@k is so wrong with 49% as opposed to 51%?
Can someone post a comparison of salaries for those who played in the 80s and 90s? Can someone give the players a wake up call? That the league won’t be where they are right now if not for the team owners. Plain and simple. You can have all the great players that you...
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Pinoy Male adolescence in the 90s
Late 80s
I remember growing up watching Lunch Date of GMA-7. I remember every able bodied guy copying the fashion statement of one actor/singer - Randy Santiago. Shades, Levi’s Jeans, and of course the Long Hair.
So, trying to emulate this IDOL, everyone was growing his hair. Even if it shouldn’t be grown long like mine. LOL. I had this thick wavy hair which when it grew to some...
LA Galaxy into the Finals of MLS
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/07112011/58/world-football-beckham-galaxy-mls-final.html
Hope they win so Azkals can boast that they will be playing against champions
Quick tips on running Classic ASP on IIS 7, 7.5
Install ASP . by default, this is not installed on later versions of IIS, like 7, 7.5
Enable Parent Paths in ASP feature, in IIS Manager
For MVC, add a code to exclude all asp in all routings routes.IgnoreRoute(“{*allasp}”, new { allasp = @”.*.asp(/.*)?” })
“try logging in to Facebook on one tab of your browser, then on another tab ,...”
Disaster MTV .. finally →
A MUST READ : Whoa. Steve Jobs's sister, novelist... →
stefanoblack:
This is the most intimate, candid profile I’ve seen of him yet - and I’ve read a bunch by now. She paints him as a doting father, a lifelong hopeless romantic, and just generally a man obsessed and enthralled with the entire idea of love.
I’m freaked out at how much I relate with the following Jobs quote, said to Mona upon meeting future wife Laurene - and for better or wose,...
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Pacquiao vs Marquez III , all business
This is the post where I will just translate to Tagalog
http://www.boxingscene.com/fighting-words-selling-pacquiao-vs-marquez-3—45512
ang mga importanteng bagay na dapat maintindihan
1. 7 taon na mula noong unang laban nila Pacquiao at Marquez. Marami nang pinagbago ang 2. Mas magaling na si Manny ngayon at mas malakas kahit sa mas mabigat na timbang.
2. Matanda na si Marquez at sa bigat...
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Entity Framework Accessing Data
This post is more for myself, so I can go back here and check out how to write codes to query against an Entity Framework.
.NET Framework 4 , and future versions, will be focusing more on Entity SQL more than LINQ. Here’s a sample of how you can select 1 or more records given a condition.
1. Built the Entity instance
SignUpEntities _db = new SignUpEntities();
2. Create an Object Query
...
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Big Bird's Big Blog
( I’m quoting this from a ‘mature/adult’ forum, dated Oct 11, 2011, from a forum member named big_bird .. Man, i Hope you muster enough strength to keep going even with your condition… Your story is a must read for all men out there who likes doing it live)
I’m a GM most of you know by name around here, but to protect my privacy and my family I’m using an...
pirate apprentice: Ponder: Crack Rock/Wicked Jump... →
pirateapprentice:
Hip hop and basketball have gone hand-in-hand ever since Kurtis Blow greased up his ‘fro and wrote a song dedicated to the sport back in ’84. There has been a litany of b-ballers that have tried their hand at the rap game (Iverson, Ron Artest and Chris Webber to name a few) and a handful of…
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“Most of the times, your alibis and excuses aren’t really awesome. Your...”
Baby Boy Name Poll
Can my friends help me …. Currently looking for a boy’s name … something unique yet meaningful… my first boy is named nathan sean… so 2 words still would be good.
October 2011
7 posts
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FOOL
We had a love affair that’s something to remember. We were with someone else but we gave to our desire. It was a summer of nights , of nights always with you. All those kisses , so sweet kisses, we knew it was all true. But you went away and there’s nothing i could say, you had me crying and wondering how i wished you’d have stayed. You loved me and i loved you , we planned to...
“Sometimes you have to stop, and ask yourself, are you in a job that you are...”
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What scares people
it’s not the things that we don’t expect
but those that are expected and inevitable, as clear as daylight, like death
it’s not the experience of new challenges and difficulties
but the realization that you are too lazy and timid to jump into the water
it’s not the loss of loved ones
but the thought of going through each day without them
it ’s not being a...
The Occidental Boss
They are always polite, even when they are reprimanding you
They pay you by the hour, so they hate it when you spend it loitering
They are objective, at the end of the day, it’s all about you meeting your goals
They want to pay you generously and share profits since they themselves know that money is a great motivator
They let you work 9-5, Not 8-5, an 8 hour range that includes lunch...
separation
I can’t sleep thinkin bout you restless and tired what is new. It should be you here in bed not this girl i am with. Here are tears that I’ve shed hear me sing while i bleed. Miss you dearly my kid let me see you i plead I’ve come to my senses it ain’t worth the mess I’ll be honest and true I want to be here with you Keep you here beside me your scent linger around me...
June 2011
1 post
10 must know BISAYA phrases
1. Lulo nimo dong - “Go Masturbate”
2. Iyot - “Fuck”
3. Baho kag tiktik - “You smell like dried sperm”
4. Dako kag bisong - “You got a big pussy”
5. Gamay kag uten - “Your dick is small”
6. Lami kag tutoy - “You got lovely tits”
7. Magpalubot ka? - “You want some ass-fuckin?”
8. Tunla! - “Swallow!...
May 2011
2 posts
Musings in Mid-Career
Never burn bridges - when leaving a job/school/group because of some disagreement, don’t include the personal ties in the resignation. you left the job because of a reason involving the job but you don’t have to hate your employer. it is very professional to keep ties with your old employers.
Family first, Job next - a job that will hamper your family relationships in any way IS NOT...
April 2011
1 post
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musings for today
Buying Luxury Items
When buying luxury items or those that are not part of your normal expenses, buy something that will make you smile at night, and not something that will make you fidget and regret just because it wasn’t in your budget. go and save more money and wait until you have enough to buy that costly item, rather than buying a cheaper item that isn’t really what you wish...
March 2011
1 post
sex scandal gretchen fullido
if you get some videos share it to me. hehe.
its been 3 straight months and ive done lots of codes. php, vb, etc etc. its sickening to have to think in functions and arrays and css.
so i opened tumblr and read my favorite tumblr friends, foremost of which is Helena. See her here laya.tumblr.com
BOSTON CELTICS
They lost again today to a team below 500. I think they got tired in the regular...
January 2011
1 post
Programmers are chickboys
An excerpt from Wikipedia’s article on Bill Gates
” … After his administrators became aware of his programming abilities, Gates wrote the school’s computer program to schedule students in classes. He modified the code so that he was placed in classes with mostly female students.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_gates
December 2010
2 posts
“I was musing on the thought of SMS technology and was sharing my thoughts with...”
“How about a website for the Philippine Azkhal Football Team where we can donate?”
November 2010
2 posts
“Insanity : Repeatedly doing things and expecting a different outcome each...”
“when in the company of a native english speaker, don’t try to speak in...”