The Occidental Boss

  • They are always polite, even when they are reprimanding you
  • They pay you by the hour, so they hate it when you spend it loitering
  • They are objective, at the end of the day, it’s all about you meeting your goals
  • They want to pay you generously and share profits since they themselves know that money is a great motivator
  • They let you work 9-5, Not 8-5, an 8 hour range that includes lunch break

But here’s what you have to understand about them:

  • They don’t try to be your friend
  • Your personal life is yours to keep, they don’t want to hear about it
  • They will fire you without thinking of due process, if you fuck your job, you lose it
  • Salary increase is a sensitive issue, a 10% increase is big for them even if its just worth about 2k Pesos. They think about the long term of a yearly increase, where eventually you get 20k increase (exponential growth)
  • If you kiss their ass but still fuck your job, you will still lose it


My name is Sanborj.
and this is my life.